For home decoration went to IKEA
thinking, what a splendid idea
Took the escalator to the maze
furniture, furniture like a haze
Stumbled down the stairs
families and in love pairs
Grab a four wheel trolley
isle after isle, what a folly
Package after package all flat
collecting it all like a rat
Full car, what have I done
my little wife is all gone
Put me in a dire spot
forgot her at the parking lot

In case you wonder IKEA stands for Ingmar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd after the founder’s name and birth place in Sweden. Ha de Gött!

• Herring gull
• The band in black
• The Saint
• The old belting factory
• What if